If Peter Parker had been bitten by a radioactive person, would he have become Manman instead of Spiderman?

[wry wrangler]

And what would his powers have been?

 

[SandyCat]

He would probably just become gay at that point

 

[Mr. Bung]

He may have just gained enlightenment.

In One Piece when a regular animal eats the humanhuman fruit they become an anthropomorphic animal capable of speech. The author asked what would happen if a human ate the fruit, and replied that the human would become enlightened.

 

[SexPistol]

He would have become Florida man.

 

[Dom Cruise]

He may have just gained enlightenment.

In One Piece when a regular animal eats the humanhuman fruit they become an anthropomorphic animal capable of speech. The author asked what would happen if a human ate the fruit, and replied that the human would become enlightened.

That's deep.

He would have become Florida man.

Stares at butts, in thongs, look out! Here comes the Florida-Man!