If Phil Plays (X), I Will (Y)

[Pargon]

fun gaem

expose your weaknesses to piglord. your reward will be choosing your method of catharsis or terminus

If Phil plays Valkyrie Profile, I will walk barefoot on the Jersey shore, and play Used Needle Roulette.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I think mine was Phantasy Star 4.
Luckily he only played it for like 30 minutes when he got the mini-Genesis and has shown no interest in ever playing anything from it again, because I was going to repeatedly punch myself in the temple until I developed Chronic Traumatic Enchephalopathy to erase the memory that a DSP playthrough of it even exists.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If Phil plays Hollow Knight, I will apologize to the french and tell them how much I love them

 

[LifeAlert]

If Phil plays Cheggers Party Quiz, I will chug recycled toilet water from Palisades and slowly die of AIDS

 

[Pargon]

I think mine was Phantasy Star 4.
Luckily he only played it for like 30 minutes when he got the mini-Genesis and has shown no interest in ever playing anything from it again, because I was going to repeatedly punch myself in the temple until I developed Chronic Traumatic Enchephalopathy to erase the memory that a DSP playthrough of it even exists.

Every time Phil ragequits a JRPG I breathe a sigh of relief that this will, hopefully, defray him from playing any more of the ones I love, if only for a few weeks.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

If Phil plays Final Fantasy XIV, I will run for president of the Special Olympics and Autism Speaks

 

[Executive Petrel]

If phil plays Pokémon clover i will get a sylveon proud trans queen tattoo on the left buttcheek

 

[Very Honest Content]

If Phil plays Hollow Knight

He has, it was on a holliday beg-a-thon. A viewer choice fuck around for an hour drunk session only from what I can recall, but, he has played it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He has, it was on a holliday beg-a-thon. A viewer choice fuck around for an hour drunk session only from what I can recall, but, he has played it.

He's doing far better than I expected, to be honest

 

[00R-Gundam]

If Dsp plays and completes Valkyrie Profile i will stop being racist against the british.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

If Phil plays My Summer Car I will buy and restore a Datsun 100A

 

[Elite Kipchak]

If Phil plays any game in the Age of Empires series, I will stop being anti-semitic for 24 hours

He's doing far better than I expected, to be honest

does that mean you owe the french an apology, or does it not count since you were unaware? i say fuck em either way honestly

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

does that mean you owe the french an apology, or does it not count since you were unaware? i say fuck em either way honestly

I actually know a couple frogs, I'm gonna call them and tell them that maybe their country doesn't deserve to be turned into a radioactive wasteland

 

[fresh pair of socks]

If Phil plays The Detractor, I will hug a tranny.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

If Phil plays ring fit adventure, I will simp for an attention-starved gym streamer thot

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

If Phil plays No More Heroes, I will replace the batteries in my smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. I keep shaking them but nothing happens

 

[Gelato]

If Phil plays Kindergarten Killers, I will eat corn starch.

 

[Randy Facalding]

If Phil plays YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, I will attempt a Soylent-only diet for two weeks.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If Phil plays Dustborn, I will play Dustborn.

 

[Brother Wind]

If Phil plays and wins one grand campaign of War in the West I will superchat five whole dollars.