If Phil Plays (X), I Will (Y)

[A Witty Name]

If Phil plays No More Heroes, I will replace the batteries in my smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. I keep shaking them but nothing happens

Go replace your batteries.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

If Phil ever plays DMC3 as it originally released, I'll stop posting in the DSP Subforum.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If Phil plays a Total War game I'm making a TIHYDP

 

[Corpun]

If Phil plays Rome 1: Total War, I will become a dent.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

If Phil goes outside 3 or more days in a week, I will drive across the country or take a train ride through Canada.
Mail walks don't count.

 

[neger psykolog]

So this is a weird ass Japanese game which requires a custom controller and you basically get a high score for stopping your train on time and keeping it one schedule. I think it'd actually be pretty fun to watch.

I dunno what I'd do if he played it, maybe buy it myself because it looks like it'd be hella fun with a bunch of friends around to play it but I've held off because its a little expensive and hard to get.

 

[Squatty Potty]

If Phil plays and beats Risk of Rain 2 on monsoon difficulty, I will become an ultra-member on his YouTube channel.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

If Phil plays Monster Sanctuary, I will do a Worm tribal randomizer run (reset until I get at least one in Mountain Pass)

If Phil plays Book of Hours OR Cultist Simulator, I will pull a @JimiHendrix and do a beat-for-beat rundown of his gameplay and every fuck up he will do, along with some lore sperging on the side should he try to do so himself. I'll do a wasted memory/aspect count for BoH as well.

 

[Guinan's hats]

If Phil plays Disco Elysium I will have sex with a white man

 

[Culex]

If Phil plays Shadow the Hedgehog and unlocks Expert Mode, I'll drop a $50 tip.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

If Phil plays Ringfit Adventure, I will laugh at him and rub one off to his massive, swaying moobs

 

[Pargon]

If Phil goes outside 3 or more days in a week, I will drive across the country or take a train ride through Canada.
Mail walks don't count.

did you understand the assignment

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

If phil finishes rebirth I'll donate 20 bux