if Phil Swift kept cutting your stuff in half and fixing it with flex seal how would you take it?

[Le b0wski]

It's never while you are using something and never stops you using something but whenever you go to get something it has been featured in a video where it's cut in half and repaired.

Would it break you mentally? Would you just live with it? Would you try and fight back?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Property damage?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does this apply to body parts?

 

[Johnathan Readit]

I'd take it like a man.

 

[dick brain]

I would laboriously cut his head off with a small knife and put the back on with flex tape.

 

[Le b0wski]

Property damage?

Relentlessly but always repaired with flex seal products, every item you own.

Does this apply to body parts?

You are using them so no.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

just imagining him at a bris,
'this rabbi cut this childs foreskin off'
'and with the magic of flex tape were gonna put it back on'
then the camera crew has to wait for half an hour for the rabbi to stop sucking the baby's dick.

 

[Justice Tony]

If it still works afterwards I wouldn't be too upset.