If Pozholing the Neghole is too Boring... - An Alphabet of Different Ways to Touching the Shit

[PlasticOwls]

Acknowledging the analpoo
Booping the buttsquirt
Caressing the caca
Digging the dump
Engaging the exit waste
Fingering the fartbomb
Ganking the gastrowaste
Halaling the horseballs
Ingesting the intestine juice
Jabbing the johnnycake
Kicking the kurdturd
Licking the lolipop log
Manhandling the manure
Nudging the nugget
Opening the oblonglog
Pressing the poopoo
Questioning the queefsolid
Razzing the ripperstinker
Sifting through scat
pozloading my neghole
Understanding the ungadoo
Vibrating the vivian
Wristfucking the waste
Xamining the Xcretion
Yessing the Yelper
Zigging the zoozoo

Shoutouts to chat, @MemeGray , and @Spiteful Crow for the help

 

[Spiteful Crow]

I knew it.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Here's a few ways to say the dreaded phrase in different languages

똥을 만져

tocando la caca

うんちに触れる

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Null must hate this so much that the hatred will take him so deep to the dark side that he will turn Jedi, thanks to the horsepoo theory. Handling the hankey and nuzzling the nig are also good ones.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

трогать говно

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Shouldn't it be pozloading the neghole?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Glorifying in gick.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Coming into contact with the excrement.

 

[TiggerNits]

Jostling josh itt

 

[A Grey Cat]

pozloading my neghole..just drop the second p it's easy.


Also unrelated kinda but if like to thank the movie the vvitch for teaching me a nifty way to bypass the vveen filter.

 

[PlasticOwls]

From @SiccDicc

@LegoTugboat , "Oi, you put a stinky in the dinky, din't you?"

 

[LazloChalos]

Fondling the feces

 

[PlasticOwls]

Shouldn't it be pozloading the neghole?

Pozholing is the canon phrasing, and I will not budge