If public executions were still a thing, would you attend?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Which form of public execution would you most enjoy watching?

I'd like to see a criminal get eaten by lions because it would be like watching an execution and going to the zoo at the same time.

 

[Syzyg]

Public executions are overrated. Walking trainwrecks destroying their lives bit by bit is far more entertaining, i.e. KiwiFarms.

 

[someonenew]

Pedophiles and rapists should be pretty fire to see them die...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I guess I have no choice but to attend my own execution

Not exactly. When I'm president I'll allow you to buy a black person to be executed in your place.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Which form of public execution would you most enjoy watching?

Lynching
holding the rope if I’m lucky

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

OP's execution

 

[rel=alternate]

I would. At least the first few times around, to see if I like it.

I don't really care about the execution method, but I am down for some creativity.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't really care about the execution method, but I am down for some creativity.

I have some ideas. Flattening with a steamroller, or being fired out of a cannon or flung from a catapult into a fan or a brick wall, or being fed to bears.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

if it were a novel or entertaining way, then id check it out. but otherwise if it was just a normal hanging id only go if it were some horrendous local criminal.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

OP's execution

What did I do that deserves execution? I dindu nuffin.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

What did I do that deserves execution?

Exist and suck cocks

 

[Nameless One]

I'd attend a nonce and criminals Strappado. All nonces need the strappado... o...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Exist and suck cocks

THAT WAS ONE TIME!

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

They'd probably be pay-per-view at exorbitant prices.

 

[DankSmoker]

 

[We Are The Witches]

Probably not, I've grown tired of these things.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Maybe if there was a good opening act.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe if there was a good opening act.

Like some stand up comedy from Ellen DeGeneres?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Like some stand up comedy from Ellen DeGeneres?

Pretty sure the 8th Amendment prohibits that.

 

[DankSmoker]

Like some stand up comedy from Ellen DeGeneres?

Inciting a dance party to an execution would be a warm welcome to an afterlife, Ellen DeGeneres needs to be ever present at the end of every mans life, locking eyes as their soul drains from the body, leaving this mortal plane and entering lesbian death bed.