If Santa Claus isn't real then who leaves the presents under the tree and consumes the milk and cookies?

[Fat Gollum]

Checkmate Santa deniers.

 

[DavidS877]

It's really Null. Remember, he prefers cheese. But it's why he's so fat.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It's really Null. Remember, he prefers cheese. But it's why he's so fat.

This, Null just likes eating other people's food, they just started leaving it out because Josh would consistently break the doors off refrigerators trying to make a "Dagwood"

 

[parsnip]

It's really Null. Remember, he prefers cheese. But it's why he's so fat.

I have four kinds of cheese in my fridge to leave out for null. I can't wait to see what he brings me.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

It's the one and only Chris Chan. Merry Cwcmas.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

The Easter Bunny.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Ur mum.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Donald Trump

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Look at Cindy Lou Who making the big discoveries. It's the Grinch now go back to bed.

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

its me, i do it every year

 

[Hellwalker]

Your fat fucking mom.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You have a rat infestation, I'm afraid.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I know all about how you make "cookies" you suck fuck!