If South Park's troll exposure website became a reality, how screwed would you be?

[Joy Depression]

A publicly accessible website where you enter someone's real name and instantly receive a log of all their internet history on every account they've used on any website (including anonymous aliases).

That would mean your workplace (that has many African American employees) would know you've been contributing to kiwifarm's "African American Appreciation Thread" and everyone knowing you wank to trans porn and secretly donate to Stonewall despite telling everyone you're a TERF. All online secrets from your first day online will be exposed.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Not even the slightest of fucks would be given

 

[OrionBalls]

I've never said anything on here that I wouldn't say to someone's face if pressed to do so.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Pretty bad

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I'm this bad irl so.....