If space is real, why haven't we visited the planet Anus?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Gay niggers, please respond.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Too gassy

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They haven't been to my anus but I heard they've probed your anus.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

We're waiting for them to clean up first.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Humans can't even get to Uranus, which is smaller and colder, but less hostile.

 

[idiotreform]

I'd love to be in ur anus

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

no space left on Uranus it's full of semen filled spacemen

 

[Rei is Shit.]

How can space be a vacuum when nature abhors such a thing?

 

[themanwithnogf]

I'll visit Ur Anus

 

[Dysnomia]

Uranus is now referred to as an ice giant along with Neptune. Uranus also has a faint ring that many people forget about since it's not as iconic as the rings of Saturn.

So in conclusion, Uranus is a giant frozen anal ring. That's its fetish. Please don't kink shame, you bigot.