“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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If the construction crew working in my neighborhood does work on my property am I allowed to keep them?
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They're putting in fiberoptic lines and they're doing work on my property does that mean I'm legally entitled to them?
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The people or the fiberoptic lines?
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Yes but I hope you speaka the Spanish.
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The people or the fiberoptic lines?
Both
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I think the rule is, as long as you feed and walk them regularly it's okay. You should check with your landlord though if you rent
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You can keep anything if you have a ski mask and a gun
No, nigga. They're contraband, and I will snitch to ICE.
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Yes, but you should clearly mark where they're buried, otherwise the next guy using a backhoe on your property is just going to dig right through them and cause all sorts of unnecessary hassle.
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