If the Kiwi Farms had a Parliment, what would it be like?

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

What parties would there be? What coalitions, if any would form? How disorderly would the sessions get?

More importantly, would anything get done?

 

[umami's milk]

>Parliament

It's called Congress you britbong faguette

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Many screaming autists.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

gay, boring, prone to infighting. So just like any parliament, except with more usage of racial slurs and only moderately more autism.

 

[Skitarii]

Shadow chancellor Kengle leading the OF (opposition faction)

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

>Parliament

It's called Congress you britbong faguette

First post, best post
OP should kys, and make us all happy

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The Tranny Gunpowder Plot would collapse early on due to Guy Fawkes being triggered by his own name.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Lots of:

I say
Pish posh
Oi guv
Cor!
Bloody hell
I say I say
Here here

And lots of gavel slamming. Particularly by @AStupidMonkey and @SiccDicc trying to out gavel each other like a drum-off until one admits defeat, wherein i walk up and announce "____, thou hast been served"

Oh and we all have rotted teeth.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Lots of:

I say
Pish posh
Oi guv
Cor!
Bloody hell
I say I say
Here here

And lots of gavel slamming. Particularly by @AStupidMonkey and @SiccDicc trying to out gavel each other like a drum-off until one admits defeat, wherein i walk up and announce "____, thou hast been served"

Oh and we all have rotted teeth.

Psh. Bearguntputer would allow no such faggotry in front of his court.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Shit to be honest

 

[Lone Dogma]

Supercharged, Quad-Turbocharged Super Mega Autism sponsored by Xtra Chromosomes. A bit like this

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Better question is who on the farms would be the Speaker of the House larping as John Bercow bellowing “ORDAAAA!!!!!”?

I nominate @Maskull — he has a hateboner big enough to be speaker…

 

[Nointey]

If we had a speaker of the house, i'm willing to bet he would kill himself within the first month.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We would call each other niggers and faggots and never actually vote on anything unless it was actually important

Which would make us the most effective parliament ever because we wouldn't be voting on a bunch of stupid shit all the time.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

I nominate @L50LasPak for resident Al Franken.

HEAR HEAR!

 

[Wormy]