If I have my terminal degree by then I can basically go anywhere on Earth. The problem is that if you go to Eastern Europe, you're close to Russia. If you go to the South Pacific, you're near China. TBH, I would move to places as far and as least interesting to super-powers as possible.
Here are Secret Asshole's Top Countries for when the US' asshole implodes. If there's enough interest I'll do more. But today, we go over a minor meme country is Belize.
Belize
I know, there's a 'Better Call Saul' Joke in here, but hear me out.
Pros:
- English is the Official and National Language, so you don't have to learn a new language.
- The Second most spoken language is Spanish, which is Easy to Learn
- Its Anthem is the 'Land of the Free'
- It has the lowest population density of Central America
- It is warm year round.
- Primarily a Protestant and Catholic Country
- Low Cost of Living
- Holidays Resemble Christian and US Holidays
- Nobody is going to Invade Belize any time soon
- Far enough away to avoid a world war and nuclear holocaust
- Tax Haven
- Culturally Close to what you're used to
Cons
- High Income Inequality (Though coming from the US, your money and education will give a leg up)
- Crime against tourists and expats is increasing, but you just have to watch your surroundings
- Might want to spend a bit more money for a nice neighborhood
Belize is basically what I call the 'lazy man's option'. It isn't Europe, it isn't squashed between super powers, its close enough in culture and the United States where you'll be able to live comftorably.