If the Universe is so big, why doesn't it fight me?

[Figger Nucker]

I'll beat it's ass.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

The Universe has been making you its bitch your whole life. It's up to you to step up if you wanna do something about it.

 

[Pagan Min]

It's just waiting for you to sober up while it's holding onto your car keys... Ya gotta learn how much liquor ya can handle, man!

 

[Lou Bega]