If there was a Kiwicon, what panels or guests would you like to see there? - Babe wake up! The Ethan Ralph 101: Gunt Lecture panel is about to start!

[BibiLivesMatter]

Let's say there's a kiwicon happening, what panels and guests would you like to see at the con?

 

[Shidoen]

Cosplays of lolcows, Chris Chan impression hour, a screening of Mike and Melissa, and a dedicated book store to lolcow history.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i would say terry davis but he will always be there in our hearts
oh also a computer with templeos installed on it which you can fiddle around with

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I would want to go to an @AnOminous or @Secret Asshole panel just to hear them speak because their posts are so funny and well written.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

It doesn't matter. Nobody would go because everyone who shows up would get doxed.

 

[Ga1v5]

Null so i could call him a homosex

 

[Looney Troons]

It doesn't matter. Nobody would go because everyone who shows up would get doxed.

This is the correct answer

 

[SevenEightNine]

Someone with no traceable identity handing out paper copies of the Cybersecurity 101 post with a big photo of Null being disappointed at the front.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

A game room full of one game.

 

[snailslime]

@Stardust so i can meet my waifu in real laifu

 

[Retink]

Live MATI episode being done, so we can watch Null fumble with his notes.

A full Kino Casino where you can bet on weird shit, including a live boxing match between Andy Warski and The Gunt.

Full reading of the Unbreaded Manifesto by Reiketa.

Concert featuring HMWH, MC Jarbo, Aaron Ashcroft, and opener Liquid Chris with his Ghee-tar.

I'd probably hold a "How to fix her" panel.

 

[Shidoen]

Tbh there’s either gonna be a shooting or a wedding happening at the next kiwicon.

 

[Retink]

Tbh there’s either gonna be a shooting or a wedding happening at the next kiwicon.

Why not both? There could be a wedding and when the groom kisses the bride Boogie can shoot a random audience member to seal the ceremony.

 

[Shidoen]

Why not both? There could be a wedding and when the groom kisses the bride Boogie can shoot a random audience member to seal the ceremony.

But Atlanta already has Dragoncon

 

[Frozen in time]

I think a null panel might be interesting

 

[Immortal Technique]

All I know is I won't go unless there is a ball pit. Just need security to pat down people for piss bottles.

 

[King Fructose]

The BP would be a bunch of women secretly talking about each other instead of the lolcows.

 

[Mark Knopfler]

3 letter agent meet and greet

 

[Retink]

All I know is I won't go unless there is a ball pit. Just need security to pat down people for piss bottles.

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It better be a proper Kiwi ball pit at least

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I wonder if there would be a panel of that weird niche side of Kiwi Farms that is far left against the grain, and how many people would show up to call them niggers. I also wonder if them and their right-wing counterparts that are always bitching back and fourth would actually have the balls to say anything to each other face to face with no computer screen as a divider.

Either way Null would probably segregate that whole section into an irl autistic thunderdome.