If there was a Kiwicon, what would it look like?

[Retink]

And how many glowies would fit in the ball pit?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Only if you're an attractive woman and willing to work as a booth babe for my Kiwi Corn stand.


Africa? Are you a nigger?

No, my fucking god.
South America, in the southend cone. In the tab "about" in my profile more info.

 

[Retink]

No, my fucking god.

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Outside:

Inside:

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It'd rival a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament in terms of hygiene.

 

[SandyCat]

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[King Fructose]

 

[DumbDude42]

hello, fellow kiwis! let us commit federal crimes together!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

It’d be a bunch of people in masks taking pictures of each other for doxes.

 

[GHTD]

It'd be a bunch of self-hating queers who claim to be better than the other gays.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

There was a kiwi-con a few years back but we don't really talk about it.

you can thank @Xenarthran for that

 

[Stoneheart]

lets all meet up in Serbia.

 

[Johnny Salami]

 

[Retink]

It'd be a bunch of self-hating queers who claim to be better than the other gays.

Well if those faggots knew how to be gay correctly I wouldn't have to be made about them homoing wrong.

 

[Xenomorph]

http://web.archive.org/web/20090918132837/http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/part2.shtml

Too many to name. Here is us in BP

 

[SNEED.EXE]

There was a kiwi-con a few years back but we don't really talk about it.

Purest kino, this guy needs to return.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Purest kino, this guy needs to return.

Barely a patch on Graeme Kelly.

 

[veri]

lol it’d be funny to host kiwicon at null’s house. the look on his face would be PRICELESS

 

[Toolbox]

DashCon Reloaded

Return of The Ballpit

 

[Dirk Willems]

Honestly, if we could keep the feds out somehow, I'd go. Some of you are alright. In reality though, someone would probably kill Josh, and I need him to make me podcasts, so it won't happen.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

No description of appearance would be possible, as the smell alone would be so blindingly foul there would be biohazard warnings two towns over.