If there were four coconuts in the world that could poop, would you want to own them?

[malachite]

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Like
Do they just poop forever?
Than no, I got carpets that I like to keep clean, nigga.

 

[malachite]

Like
Do they just poop forever?
Than no, I got carpets that I like to keep clean, nigga.

It would be like taking care of a pet and they would be extremely valuable because of their unique ability.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Do any of them migrate?

 

[malachite]

Do any of them migrate?

I think the guy who talked about them first would say that they can fly around.

 

[DankSmoker]

What would happen if I split one open?

 

[IndigoDownSuperEgoUp]

It would be very painful

 

[Nice Comoesta]

It would be like taking care of a pet and they would be extremely valuable because of their unique ability.

Can I sell them for this extreme value?

 

[Gay Joker]

I would like to own  one of them. It would seem unfair that there are only 4 of these magnificent creatures and I possess all of them.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

What even is coconut poop?

 

[Xev]

Do they shit money?

 

[We Are The Witches]

They would probably be worth a fortune for scientific research, so they would be taken from you on the premise of endangered species.

 

[Circus peanut]

Yes but I’m not saying why .

 

[DankSmoker]

It would be very painful

For the coconut?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

in Australia you refer to Pacific Islanders as "coconuts" and they do indeed shit.

 

[Mac Monster]

What do the coconuts poop? Human poop, animal poop, or something else entirely? If it's animal poop, then it could be useful as an endless source of fertilizer.