If there's lightning when you fart - Does that make you an ass-gardian?

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No.

That would be physically impossible, unless you were hooked up to a bowel-transmitted electricity conveyor or penetrating your asshole with an off-chuted copper rod on top of a church during a storm. The gasses you would release in that manner would also have to be so fucked and mutagenically abysmal that they could transmit that sort of electricity.

TLDR: ass-gardian is impossible. i just made a fool out of myself by explaining this and i could give less than 3/5 of a shit.
 
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Ch@nnel-Sh!ft said:
No.

That would be physically impossible, unless you were hooked up to a bowel-transmitted electricity conveyor or penetrating your asshole with an off-chuted copper rod on top of a church during a storm. The gasses you would release in that manner would also have to be so fucked and mutagenically abysmal that they could transmit that sort of electricity.

TLDR: ass-gardian is impossible. i just made a fool out of myself by explaining this and i could give less than 3/5 of a shit.
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Nah it’s magic we don’t have to explain
 
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