If they let you keep your limb after they amputate it, what should you do with it

[A Gay Retard]

I don't see how its legal for them to just throw it out

 

[rawhide_k]

I would eat it.

but only me.

don't let anyone else eat it.

prion danger.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'd hide it in someone's fridge and call the cops on him.

 

[Dysnomia]

I would eat it.

but only me.

don't let anyone else eat it.

prion danger.

What about people with prion fetishes? That's kinkshaming.

 

[rawhide_k]

What about people with prion fetishes? That's kinkshaming.

i'm ok with kinkshaming prions

 

[TheRetardKing]

Donate it to the local food drive.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I’d take it(my arm in this instance) off in front of kids to freak them out.

 

[Mr. Bung]

There was actually an A & N earlier this year about a kid that lost his leg in an accident and wanted to have the bones cleaned and articulated, so he gave it to a taxidermist.

consume it so that it grows back, duh
fuck, ok, um, shove it right up your ass?
what even limb are we talking about? is it a leg? a penis? jeeeeze all the good jokes are gone i need more info

What about a head though? It's not a limb but I'm also curious as to what's the best thing to do with your amputated head?

 

[Death Grip]

Leave it on top of a bowel of candy on the front porch for Halloween.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd use it to give myself handjobs.

 

[Mimic]

Use it as materials to craft a very personal weapon of self-defense.

 

[seri0us]

Leave it on top of a bowel of candy on the front porch for Halloween.

A bowel of candy

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Let it wither and dry up then wrap it in bandages and display it in my house as “An ancient Pharaohs cursed hand”. And tell people it’s why I lost the limb in the first place.

 

[Death Grip]

A bowel of candy

Did your autocorrect do it too? Fucking autocorrect.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Shove it up my ass of course.

 

[Everybody]

I'd have my arm taxidermied and made into a prosthesis that I would wear, it would be called: "the stranger".

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Beat some troon to death with it and then say it was a divine intervention.

 

[seri0us]

Did your autocorrect do it too? Fucking autocorrect.

No. I just wanted to point it out because I thought the error was hilarious.

 

[Atatata]

I saw a thing about diaphonized rat specimens that looked neat so I'd see if I could do that.
Either that or turn it into a skeleton model that I could use as a backscratcher/halloween decoration.