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- Mar 30, 2021
I can't wait for Tom to die, I've only been able to post "DSP outlives another one" like twice this month.
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God I wish, but likely what'll happen is Thomas has one final rage-induced COPD coughing fit, as he lets loose his last shart and slumps back in his chair, clutching his chest, mouth agape as the live stream rolls.Depends on how he dies.
If he gets shot again while dumpster diving, I'll laugh my ass off.
Otherwise? Meh.
Now I remember. The space jews were coming for him in 2020, weren't they? Also, weren't we all going to be devoured by reptilian demons and shat out onto the surface of Mars or is that just a perpetual threat?Tom has predicted his own death twice and moved the goalposts when reaching the deadline; he then said he'd blow his own brains out if the space jews didn't come for him.
The only things that'll miss Tom are the cockroaches that rely on him for nourishment.
Pretty sure if his brain was intact scientists could study the long term neurological effects of an all trash diet. Probably find some new species of fluke worm.I would be sad that Tooter left behind absolutely nothing of value.
The only thing that upset him about his father's passing was getting cut out of his share of the estate. Even the Jewulogy he wrote was mostly about himself .I mean, the way he reacted when that addict died in his backyard, I dont think he expects us to react differently.