If you and Chris went to the theater, would you get a medium sized popcorn or a large?

[Cute Anime Girl]

Popcorn fat, no sex, die Chris, gay, unrealistic, on this site, etc. etc.

 

[c-no]

Wouldn't eat popcorn with Chris because it's expensive.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Him and I would feed each other popcorn, so we'd share a large.

Would you let him lick the salt off your fingers?

 

[Some JERK]

i'd get popcorn probably. It really wouldn't matter though since i'd be sitting at least 5 rows away from Chris.

 

[Garmfield]

Order a large size
Then I'd scream out JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY and suffocate him. Strip nude, wank until I'm erect, put the popcorn bucket on my dick and then run out into public and then shit on the pavement.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Popcorn is pig disgusting.

 

[spaps]

This is why /cow/ hates us.

 

[applecat]

This is why /cow/ hates us.

Because they would buy Chris nachos instead?

 

[José Mourinho]

Large to hide my secret pickles in it.