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time for a bucket of chicken.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty.
If you are fat, it's your fault and it's not healthy (also, you look terrible)
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A lot of angry people in here seems to have given up living to 65-70, so forget about living forever
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I'm going to eat another ham and cheese Hot Pocket with the glorpy cheese.
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I legitimately can't tell which half of this thread is more embarrassing, so let's compromise:
Gym rats: If you're going to start preaching technical points about health and the human body, I'm going to need to see your Doctorate. Half of this thread is some pseudoscience bullshit. Your GNC clerk is not actually an authority on anything, and sports medicine is the short bus of science. Calm the fuck down and go back to your incredibly homoerotic posing. Being fit doesn't make you less irritating when you act like a self-righteous cocksucker, so maybe try not to do that. That exact attitude is why people view health nuts in a negative light, so thanks for being part of the problem.
Also, you're still going to die, much of your quality of life in your twilight years is going to be determined by genetics and chance, not overall fitness, and there's not a protein shake on earth that'll change that.
Fat fucks: You're fat. It's not attactive, it's going to kill you, and you're statistically unlikely to ever change that. This is not your fucking hugbox. Waddle your generously proportioned ass outside and stop throwing a fit because someone suggested that your saggy pancake tits weren't as beautiful as a cult of Internet crybabies told you they were.
Also, you're going to die, likely in a way that bleeds the system dry, and you could absolutely lose weight if you committed to it. You're not going to, but you could if you were willing to. Stop getting mad that other people are willing to put in the work; it makes you look incredibly insecure.
We all good now? Anybody need a hug?
Gym rats: If you're going to start preaching technical points about health and the human body, I'm going to need to see your Doctorate. Half of this thread is some pseudoscience bullshit. Your GNC clerk is not actually an authority on anything, and sports medicine is the short bus of science. Calm the fuck down and go back to your incredibly homoerotic posing. Being fit doesn't make you less irritating when you act like a self-righteous cocksucker, so maybe try not to do that. That exact attitude is why people view health nuts in a negative light, so thanks for being part of the problem.
Also, you're still going to die, much of your quality of life in your twilight years is going to be determined by genetics and chance, not overall fitness, and there's not a protein shake on earth that'll change that.
Fat fucks: You're fat. It's not attactive, it's going to kill you, and you're statistically unlikely to ever change that. This is not your fucking hugbox. Waddle your generously proportioned ass outside and stop throwing a fit because someone suggested that your saggy pancake tits weren't as beautiful as a cult of Internet crybabies told you they were.
Also, you're going to die, likely in a way that bleeds the system dry, and you could absolutely lose weight if you committed to it. You're not going to, but you could if you were willing to. Stop getting mad that other people are willing to put in the work; it makes you look incredibly insecure.
We all good now? Anybody need a hug?
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Yeah that's completely false. The way you took care of your body in your first 50 years is definitely the single best determining factor of your quality of life when you enter your 50s onward. Sure, there's still the off-chance that you will get the big C or a stroke or get hit by a car or whatever, but those are outliers.
If you have
A) Guy who ate clean all of his life and exercised properly and regularly
B) Guy who was always overweight, drank, smoke and ate too much while doing fuck all
no fucking way that 'genetics' will mean that guy B will have better twilight years than guy A. This is retarded.
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Your mom is completely false.
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Me, Doc, I'm being fatshamed
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there are worse people than internet war criminal on this board you know if you think about it someone has committed irl war crimes on this board
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this is a good and valuable post and i agree with it
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Fatties have useful belly buttons for storing bullets.
My chubby lesbian neighbor shown me an example.
My chubby lesbian neighbor shown me an example.
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A lot of people in this thread seem upset. Eat a chill pill, guys. They taste like chicken.
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Yeah? Well you're gay. And fat.
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If thats the case, Guess i'm some sort of 'Fat God'
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I like how absolutist this logic is and how it's transparently driven by insecurity and ego.
@Internet War Criminal If you just framed your perspective in a less autistic way then most of us would have agreed with you, shit we even could have had a really effective honeypot too
(although some will argue it was effective)
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