If you became an Exalted Mormon and got your own planet, how would you run things?

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I think I insulted a mormon that came to my door for bringing this up, like he honestly wanted to punch me in the face because I was so flippant about it. It's the only selling point.
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
Putting up with one wife is hellish enough bro, I don't want 72 of them.
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I think having your own planet would be bitchin', but I'd just play golf or something if I had all that afterlife.

Oh I may have also made a brief mention about scientology. Just a heads up to anyone who encounters a missionary in the wild what exactly ticks their boxes. They will never become violent but you get to see them stew inside.
 
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DankSmoker said:
You get virgin brides just like in Islamic faith! That actually does sound like hell when you think about it, however.
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No, you get the dumb xanny addicted Mormon women you married here on Earth. Your additional wives will be women who couldn't get married while here, which, I mean who wants the rejects?
Reference: Lived in Utah for way too long.
 
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Is this planet in our Universe or is it some sort of special Mormon Universe?

Either way, I would breed my wives and create 18 superhuman Mormon sons, each with a different theme/aesthetic. We would use their genetic material to convert regular Mormons into giga Mormon supersoldiers and conquer the Milkyway/Mormon Galaxy.

Afterwards we would probably have a galactic empire and play board games or charades or whatever.
 
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Sneedium said:
Is this planet in our Universe or is it some sort of special Mormon Universe?

Either way, I would breed my wives and create 18 superhuman Mormon sons, each with a different theme/aesthetic. We would use their genetic material to convert regular Mormons into giga Mormon supersoldiers and conquer the Milkyway/Mormon Galaxy.

Afterwards we would probably have a galactic empire and play board games or charades or whatever.
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I'm pretty sure it's a part of the MCU (mormon christianic universe )
 
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