if you became the owner of 4chan tomorrow, what changes would you make?

[namvata]

I'll start:
>unlock /qa/
>lock /lgbt/
>add /soy/
>open the secret janny board /j/ to the public but keep it locked so it operates as a museum of the crimes of the oldtroon cabal
>get rid of word filters for "tbh", "soy", and "cuck"
>wordfilter "BBC" to tbp
>add MP3, MP4, and sound support for webms (no .mov though, fuck itoddlers)
>make yotsuba open source
>fire all mods and jannies, get new ones, 3 year term limits for all mods and jannies
>delete /vt/, confine all tranime shit to /a/
>change the /i/ board back to it's original state (invasions)
>require that all new mods and jannies watch 10 hours of lawnmower man on loop before being "hired"

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Delete the whole thing & redirect the URL to yahoo news

 

[4506-C]

CUT IT DOWN

 

[Halfnium Bomb]

Total Janny Death.

 

[why42]

Ban BBC posters and get rid of the LGBT board.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

ban you, dig up all your posts on both 4chon and the sharty, dump them all into their own archive board then submit it to MOMA as a digital art installation called "The Cringelord".

 

[namvata]

Ban BBC posters and get rid of the LGBT board.

no just move them all to /trash/ tbh and just increase the page limit for that board, it's a good containment zone for degenerates and it's hidden so it won't bother everyone else.

I will ban EPI shit on site thoughever and have those freaks reported to their local police department

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Replace the site with a page that's just the home addresses of every cunny poster.

 

[Meat Target]

Only /int/, /k/, and /v/ would be spared. No more red boards.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Change the homepage to the FBI seizure notice and change my own legal status to deceased

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No porn, no libs.

 

[Bondrewddidnothingwrong]

Only /int/, /k/, and /v/ would be spared. No more red boards.

>spares /v/ but not /lit/ and /his/
/v/ is an "honorary" red board, you know that right?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

ban israeli posters

 

[Catler]

/trash/ is the only board left.

 

[rez]

delete everything

 

[WarJams]

Ban "general" threads.

 

[Whatevermancer]

>add file drag and drop support
>add file paste support
>add WEBM with audio support
>add MP4 support
>add following wordfilters:
>based -> epic win
>cringe -> epic fail
>cuck -> loser
>chud -> anon
>normie -> civilian
>cope -> butthurt
>mald -> butthurt
>seethe -> butthurt
>dilate -> butthurt
>nigger -> african american
>black -> african american
>BBC -> British Broadcasting Corporation

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Redirect to kiwifarms so we can get more frens!

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

make it so you have to watch an ad to post instead of solving a captcha

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Remove all pedophiles, which would effectively make it a mid 2000s version of MarthaStewart.com