If you could create a soda, what would it be like?

It would taste like what is in my toilet but with less lead and pee and poo but also non carbonated like what is in my toilet. The water in my toilet tastes better than any pepsicokespritedew I have ever tasted. Does such a beverage exist?
 
The flavor of Seagrams and Seven-Up with a hint of lime, but without the alcohol.
 
Something like this but actually nice.
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I'd be content with a soda that didn't slowly kill you with diabetes and didn't obviously taste like sweetener.
I’m positive I’m not coming up with anything new, but I’d like to make a soda that tastes like an orange creamsicle. If there’s a soda already like that, it’s not in my area and that needs to change
There is, as it happens. I'm sorry you've never had it.
 
I’d capitalize on this current culture and make Woke Cola.
It basically has no flavors, and taste like water, cuz it would be just water in a can.

Woke Cola: a cola for a woke generation.
 
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