If you could date anyone

[peQueño_Ardilla+5131]

If I could date anyone fictional it'd be this.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I tend to be pretty oblivious when someone’s attracted to me, so there’s been a few missed opportunities there. But as I can’t choose, I’ll say Gillian Anderson c. 1995.

 

[SofondaCox]

The corpse of Peter Steele.

For sex, obviously.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Hernan Cortes

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

A thirty-something Cindy Crawford.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

If I could date anyone fictional it'd be this.

I would date her too, if she keeps her helmet on...

 

[Troutsmacked]

 

[cypocryphy]

Michael J. Pollard

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

A Dalek. Old model with whisk and plunger attachments of course.

 

[Doomguy246]

INB4 being called gay...

I can think of three intergender women who pre-medical fuckery would have been amazing for my fetish just because of the above.

It's not gay if they were born with tits.

 

[SJ 485]

INB4 being called gay...

I can think of three intergender women who pre-medical fuckery would have been amazing for my fetish just because of the above.

It's not gay if they were born with tits.

nigga you gay

 

[A Owl]

40-something Steve McQueen would be fucking wild!

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Emma Stone circa 2009

If you're a man and she doesn't give you a raging boner in this then you'd better start practicing talking with a lisp my friend, because you gay.

 

[Buer]

David Boreanaz and Mila Kunis.