If you could give the Pope one game, what would it be

The pope has better things to do with his time than play autistic games for slow children.

Maybe we could get him hooked on some old person game, like a free face book game, or maybe a train simulator. Then he would too busy and his entire child-rape pyramid scheme would fall apart.

Wait, I meant the Super Columbine Massacre RPG, because edgy.
 
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