If you could go back in time to kill hitler except when you got there he was being taught how to be a nice guy by a different guy from the future... - you know like tolerance seminars and inclusivity training and stuff like that

[Just A Butt]

would you still kill lil baby hitler? you'd have to kill the other guy too, and potentially any other witnesses like hitler's dumb whore mom

 

[IKOL]

Was he taught faggotry - definitely shall die. No matter what.

Fucking imagine queer transgender bipolar anorobese kid didling furry uwu naz~ OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DESCRIBE AMERICAN DEMOCRAT GOVERNMENT AGAIN.

 

[The Foxtrot]

No. Hitler did nothing wrong.

 

[Pringles Can]

Stupid question. You gotta get a Hitler from another dimension who is even more racist to fight the pussy Hitler. Hold a underground Hitler fighting ring and retire from bringing other Hitler's to fight one another.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I don't know, but if some asshole brought inclusivity training 80 years into the past, I'd definitely kill that other time traveler.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Hell no. I'd literally suck his dick because that's how hardcore of a neo-nazi white supremacist Trump voter I am.

 

[Spud]

I'd shoot the guy trying to teach him to be better. Then I'll teach him how to better genocide people

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I wouldn't kill hitler either way because his dying would lead to a time traveler's paradox and I find the idea of being caught in some kind of cross dimensional limbo distasteful.

In fact if there was already someone from the future there, chances are that already happened. I think I even recall reading that the CIA considered Hitler to be so effeminate and such a detriment to his cause that they actually considered trying to somehow slip him hormones to turn him gay or transgender rather than attempt to assassinate him.

Aha, I fucking knew I wasn't making things up:


Wanna know why he was so effeminate? Time traveling members of globohomo. I rest my case.

 

[byuu]

I'd just wait until he grows up so I can make fun of his shitty paintings and losing in WW1.

 

[MasterDisaster]

All you'd do is create an alternate timeline where Hitler was possibly a different kind of douche unless traveling back in time and meeting another time traveler who is teaching him not to be a douche is what actually turned him into the man he was which means it's a self-closing temporal chain and that means you actually have to travel back in time and run into another time traveler to help Hitler become the uberdouche.

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm too afraid of paradoxes to alter the timeline. If I go back in time to kill baby Hitler then baby Hitler was already dead many decades before I was born and never rose to power. So how would I know to go back in time and kill him?

 

[Spl00gies]

sounds like effort so nah.

 

[Van Darkholme]

No. Hitler did nothing wrong.

Except waging war on two fronts at the same time.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Except waging war on two fronts at the same time.

In fairness, nobody expected Stalin's regime to not crumble like a house of cards, especially once the Germans got within 93 miles of Moscow and defeat seemed inevitable. Stalin sending all those young Russian men/women into a meat grinder to barely slow down an enemy that's proven time and again their (percieved) superiority, all while still being obsessed with sending random civilians to the Gulags? Not going to lie, it was a miracle for him that this didn't just snap the USSR in half under the strain.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Show them both the Brown Bricks video by Mike Matei and leave. They'll understand

 

[Akashic Retard]

I would kill the other guy because I want to be the one to do it.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

give kid hitler a pride coloring book.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Hitler was a retard. Going back in time to kill him would be idiotic.

I'd go for Belle Delphine. She did way more damage than Hitler ever could.