If you could kill yourself at the press of a button, how many times would you press it?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm pressing it 18002738255 times.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Once, retard. You can't press it if you're dead.
And this button exists. Well, its more of a trigger.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

*mashes furiously*

 

[The Cunting Death]

kjhgbkjm,nbk

 

[Pee Cola]

Yes

 

[Just A Butt]

My pee smells funny

 

[Officer Eradicate]

twice

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Once, retard. You can't press it if you're dead.
And this button exists. Well, its more of a trigger.

People who piss of the Clintons press it twice.