If you could learn one skill matrix-style, what would it be?

[Lady Adjani]

Complete mastery of an instrument? Kung-fu?

 

[Axiom.]

Freeze time so I can fart in your wife's vagina, child.

 

[Hellwalker]

I only take the red Mike & Ike's so I think I'll be fine.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

C++.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I actually have not watched Matrix yet.