If you could live in a videogame...

[Adidas Queen]

Mass Effect (Pre Mass Effect 3)

- Utilize the newly discovered FTL travel and explore the galaxy! (Watch out for pirates)
- Many based Alien races to choose from. Including but not limited to, Asari, Turian, and Quarians! (Disclaimer: Quarians have space AAAAAAAIDS)
- Conspiracies about reapers will not be tolerated. They are not real. Do not google 2183 citadel incident nothing happened.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Morrowind, So I can chill with all my n'wahs

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

the sims. just owning a house with a yard seems like such a pipe dream now days.

i was also going to say the sims but it's more so that i can be watched and controlled by an angry god

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Persona 3, so when I point a gun at my head and pull the trigger, I get super powers instead of winding up in the psych ward.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Fifa because i would be a billionaire.

 

[Anonitolia]

Someone probably already said it but I guess Pokémon Alpha Sapphire or Omega Ruby (former has better version exclusives but the worse natural disaster so it'd depend on whether i'm living out the plot or not)

>favorite pokemon region: tropical paradise with plenty of landmarks and interesting areas
>favorite gimmick: megas are all I need
>every Pokémon generation with majority-good designs included in it via mirage spots and the native population
>decent-enough graphics (not sure if excuses would be made for handheld titles, but either way the added night sky looks fucking gorgeous)
>could literally just catch a team of friends and fuck off to some random tree to live there forever if I wanted
>constant action if wanted, constant access to tools for peace if not
>very good soundtrack (even if it's been butchered compared to the originals)
>berry farming and contests if I get bored or want to do something other than battle
>battling never involves the player-character in-game so I'd probably never actually die to a Pokémon in-battle
>character redesigns are (mostly) subdued enough in terms of garb not to immediately make me go "what the fuck are you wearing" (wallace and the team leaders are exceptions to this)
>easiest gen to start a shiny eugenics program in

I would go for Emerald over the remakes if it wasn't for the graphics bit and the lack of a lot of Pokémon I sincerely like
I would probably be happy living in the game permanently with my family, but i'm not sure.
Shoutouts to the dude who said The Sims, that's my runner-up.

 

[Fag Albert]

One of the Horace games on the ZX spectrum

 

[doodoocaca]

Sim City so I can freeze time and bulldoze shit and replace it with something good and then fucking live in a place I fixed up.

Also, no potholes, because of this glorious faggot:

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pokemon, I can crush retard trainers' Magikarp teams with a starter and retire in like a week off my winnings.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Myst.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Disgaea.

 

[shinkansen]

Roller Coaster Tycoon.