If you could murder one kiwi, who would it be and why?

[VJ 120]

1: Kill @Bitch I Might Be
2: Say it was Null, Dyn, or literally any mod.
3: They will never catch me.

better off framing @Rat Speaker tbh fam

Since I'm already here, I'm gonna say @nice in a murder-suicide after immortalizing my dog in a drawing, since that was the highlight of my entire life and literally nothing will ever come close to the glee I felt after viewing it. Die Nice, die.
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[Rat Speaker]

better off framing @Rat Speaker tbh fam

Since I'm already here, I'm gonna say @nice in a murder-suicide after immortalizing my dog in a drawing, since that was the highlight of my entire life and literally nothing will ever come close to the glee I felt after viewing it. Die Nice, die.
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picture for reference--

Framing me would make it the perfect crime.

I would kill @JSGOTI because he went to the dark side.

Only joking fam.

 

[HG 400]

@CricketVonChirp she knows too much

I'd feel terrible about it afterwards but it's still gotta be done

 

[WW 635]

@CricketVonChirp she knows too much

I'd feel terrible about it afterwards but it's still gotta be done

As long as it's during some eroticasphyxiation incident you shouldn't feel bad. Ofc you won't have much time to reflect on it...

 

[Lurkette]

if i kill @Null, i can then access the kiwi servers, torch the entire site, then everyone kills themselves in a desperate frenzy like the great depression or the time people thought aliens were invading.

but the fun wouldn't last long in that so i'd rather the site stay up