If you could teleport your farts anywhere in the world, where would you fart first?

[Quantum Diabetes]

My first tele-fart would go into that car driving by blasting shitty bass.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Does the sound teleport too?

It's actually amplified but also makes that "bamf!" noise like when Nightcrawler does it.

 

[Penis Drager]

A crowded elevator.

That's too obvious. Do it in an elevator with only two people in it so they each have to conclude it was the other guy.