If you could travel back in time and kill one person, who would it be and why? - Change history the kiwi way!

[Not an_ime g_irl]

Vasili Arkhipov
To watch the world burn.

 

[Miss Misery]

Reginald Veljohnson

Still bitter in the afterlife, homie? You gotta let that shit go.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The people who invented vaccines and created autism!11

And the idiots who created islam

 

[FeverGlitch]

Angela Merkel

 

[NARPASSWORD]

John Kricfalusi.
Ren and Stimpy was overrated trash, BTW.

EDIT: I change my mind. I would instead kill Lauren Faust for causing all the stupid brony madness.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Honestly, I couldn't kill a person to save my life. But if I could, it would definitely be John Money, if not because he made degenerate experiments on children and drove them to suicide, then at least because he advocated for pedophilia. And not only did he get away with both, he is still being praised as some sort of trailblazer, and his works are being used in social sciences as proof that gender is a social construct, even though David never identified as a girl.

Also, if you don't mind, but I think this thread would've been a better fit in Deep Thoughts.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I already have. Several times.

I went back in time and killed Jonbenet Ramsey as a child before she grew up to be the most prolific serial killer in world history.

I went back in time and killed Franklin Deleno Roosevelt before he caused the Allies to lose WWII.

I went back in time and killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman before they went on their killing spree that would have left 37 people dead, including famed running back and heisman trophy winner OJ Simpson.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

If I could travel back in time I'd be too busy being rich and banging Lorraine McFly to care about murdering anyone

 

[Shibaru]

Kero

(But seriously tho, if i could travel back in time I’d be too busy blowing my money away at Sam goody to even give a shit about killing someone)

 

[Foltest]

I would go back and kill Peter the Great, making sure that the Swedish empire would last for a bit longer.

 

[Hell]

Columbus because he was a fucking stupid idiot who ruined an entire continent out of sheer greed and endless thirst for gold.

Conquerors and other Christian niggers who exported their desert Semitic cult, Christianity is objectively shit.

 

[UnKillFill]

Still bitter in the afterlife, homie? You gotta let that shit go.

It's not like that fam, I just want to have a buddy in the afterlife.

Check this shit out:

 

[Diesel]

I don't need to travel back in time, I could kill my self right now.

 

[Khorne Flakes]

I'd kill Marx before he started writing.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I'd kill Marx before he started writing.

Somebody would've come up with the idea of "hey, all the poors should rise up and divide the rich folks' shit amongst themselves" if Marx hadn't

 

[Khorne Flakes]

Somebody would've come up with the idea of "hey, all the poors should rise up and divide the rich folks' shit amongst themselves" if Marx hadn't

Well maybe, but maybe we wouldn't have had the USSR also.

 

[Genkoda]

Danilo Ilić . The guy who coordinated the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Tensions with the countries would have still been a bit rough, but peace agreements were to be attempted. With his assassination, it started the chain reaction that triggered world war 1. It also caused the Treaty of Versailles , which fucked over Germany. As such, It made both communism and nazism a popular thing amongst the population(slowly growing in population at least). This in turn caused world war 2, which all went downhill from there(unless you like anime).

If that would not work, then at least Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. Because fuck him that is why,

 

[Крыса]

Columbus because he was a fucking stupid idiot who ruined an entire continent out of sheer greed and endless thirst for gold.

Conquerors and other Christian niggers who exported their desert Semitic cult, Christianity is objectively shit.

I was trying to find someone whose death would massively fuck with everything and I thought Columbus too but it probably wouldn't change much, it would delay things a little bit maybe.

Jesus ? How much is Christianity the produce of its time vs the consequence of the actions of a single man ? Would a similar religion have emerged ? That'd be interesting to see.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Martin Luther

Less out of a desire to make things better and more out of an academic curiosity to see if anyone would take his place and if so how different would the reformation be?

 

[Крыса]

Martin Luther

Less out of a desire to make things better and more out of an academic curiosity to see if anyone would take his place and if so how different would the reformation be?

Same as Marx I think, he became popular because many of his ideas were shared by a lot of people already, so the specifics/doctrine would have been different maybe but it wouldn't change the timeline too much I think.

Side note : a very interesting and yet less known episode happened in Germany at the same time as the reformation : the Peasants' War. One of the main characters, Thomas Müntzer, shared some of Luther's ideas but ultimately and violently opposed him because he thought Luther was a bootlicker on the side of the princes and nobles, not the people's (which was quite accurate). Müntzer didn't want to just get rid of Rome he wanted to bring on a kind of apocalyptic protocommunism.