If you could, which Kiwi (not the ooperator) would you fight to the death? - IBS: Pussies need not apply

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

This board has been far too friendly, homosexual and gay.
To remedy this, we need BLOOD, violence is cool and if you win, money, fame, the love of the game, will follow.

Pick a Kiwi, not a group tho please

Alternate titles:
“ which kiwi would put you in a self defense situation?”
“Who should be the next t-shirt”
“Fuck that nigga over there; KF edition”

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I mean... Feralteen had a Kiwi Farms account and he would be very easy to fight. You didn't say something about having to pick fairly, so I'm picking him. He's too suicidal and probably weak to try to fight back anyways. Also, he'll beat himself if you just show him a strobe light. Then you'd just have to do the killing him part.
Can you tell I just want to say I killed someone so I'd sound cool, then not tell anyone who I killed since I'd seem like a faggot who bullies cripples?

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I mean... Feralteen had a Kiwi Farms account and he would be very easy to fight. You didn't say something about having to pick fairly, so I'm picking him. He's too suicidal and probably weak to try to fight back anyways. Also, he'll beat himself if you just show him a strobe light. Then you'd just have to do the killing him part.
Can you tell I just want to say I killed someone so I'd sound cool, then not tell anyone who I killed since I'd seem like a faggot who bullies cripples?

If you were an ABSOLUTE UNIT who both had victim status (like being crippled) and could ANNIHILATE anyone with ease; would that change your answer?

@FailurePersonifiedV2

Ah shucks, I could never fight you, fighting a dinosaur has to be some form of elder abuse

 

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[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i'd fight @OrionBalls BF. she will be my schizo femposter gf.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I'd gladly make @FailurePersonifiedV2 live up to the name but it looks like he already beat me to it



dibs on this as my theme music

 

[OrionBalls]

i'd fight @OrionBalls BF. she will be my schizo femposter gf.

Just remember:

 

[Sean Shemmy]

If you were an ABSOLUTE UNIT who both had victim status (like being crippled) and could ANNIHILATE anyone with ease; would that change your answer?

No. I'd be getting rid of the worst poster on the Shemmy who's one step away from becoming a lolcow. There's not any Kiwi Farmers I'd want to kill besides him anyways.

 

[eDove]

Is anyone smaller than 5'0?

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I'd gladly make @FailurePersonifiedV2 live up to the name but it looks like he already beat me to it

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dibs on this as my theme music

I’m not fat u take that back

 

[parsnip]

I'd fight @Gangstalker #32194
He knows what he did

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’m not fat u take that back

when you're t-shirt becomes a crop top without using scissors then you fat nigga