if you died and then were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be

I'd get drunk and just fuck everything up. When other ghosts are trying to get their children to avenge their deaths, I'd stumble in and throw up on them. I'd appear to schizophrenics and tell them to punch themselves in the balls. When people are holding seances, I'd tell them I'm their dead husband and I'm in hell because of all the prostitutes I fucked during the marriage.

How would I get drunk? Why, on departed spirits, of course.
 
I'd probably just float into top secret meetings, record everything that goes on, and then tell them to some complete lunatic somewhere.
 
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