If you found a wallet on the ground, what would you do?

[Breadbassket]

you can probably guess how this question works

 

[Gorgar]

Try to find who owns it. If I can’t find them, I’ll send it to the post office.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd eat it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Ignore it. Morally I don't want to take money from it, but it's not my problem and I probably couldn't be bothered to actually track down the asshat that dropped it.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Use identifying information inside said wallet to dox find the owner but not before taking all the money, converting it to bitcoin and flooding the MATI superchat with links to Chantal's nudes.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Take the cash and toss the wallet in a garbage can

 

[Boss Hawg]

Burn it, money, cards, ids and all.

 

[deso2y]

Pajeet reporting, you know what I'd do.

 

[Justin d Tipp]

It depends where on the ground it was found.

Next to a dead body? Then it's probably safe to keep.

If there's no dead body I would hand deliver it to their home address. No living person deserves the agony and torment of having to go to the DMV.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Take any cash, copy credit card info, give it to a tweaker on the street, finally call the cops on his ass claiming that I just saw him mug somebody.

 

[Justin d Tipp]

It depends where on the ground it was found.

Next to a dead body? Then it's probably safe to keep.

If there's no dead body I would hand deliver it to their home address. No living person deserves the agony and torment of having to go to the DMV.

Fuck the DMV

 

[Retink]

Find the owner's information and then ransom the wallet to them for maximum profit.

 

[glass_houses]

If it's at a shopping centre or something, hand it in. If it's near their house I'd leave it in their letterbox or something.

I'm just too nice for my own good.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Most people dont carry cash these days, they carry debt, so i'd just give the wallet to the police.

 

[Table Country]

Leave it, it's a fed honeypot.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Take the money and send the wallet back to the owner if the wallet contains an ID. This has happened to me, I wasn't even upset to lose the money because losing everything else in it is way more of a pain in the ass. The lost money is the price of being a retard and losing the wallet in the first place.

 

[King Fructose]

I'd give the money to nool then hold onto the wallet as a cool knick-knack

 

[TheRetardKing]

I'll search inside it to see if there's any gum.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

take only the driver's license, get plastic surgery using the license picture as reference, and live a new life.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Check for ID, perform a ritualistic cum tribute on it, stick it back in the wallet and then send it to the owner out of the goodness of my heart