If You Had a Big Red Button - Would You Push It?

If I had the button I'd probably go insane from having that power or eventually press it. I'm in full agreement about begging someone to take it away. That, or burying it in the absolute toughest safe I can find.

Bull elephants are just drywall punching Kyles. "Fuck you mom I wanna get pussy and knock over trees."
It's a cliche by now, but whales are really smart. Even orcas don't really attack humans without a clear reason.
Check this shit out:
Whale protects diver from shark
Humpbacks try to stop killer whale attack
 
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100% of humans? No. If it disappeared 50% I might, unless my demands are met of course.
 
OvercookedBacon said:
Nah. I'd rather have a button that makes a random person explode Scanners style with each press..
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This is a better solution to the human problem as it still doesn't protect you or discriminate but it also doesn't put the world into ruin from man made objects rotting
 
you're overthinking this

big red button that kills everyone on earth? do it for the lulz
 
AnOminous said:
Sometimes, I have weird, dark fantasies. This is because I am a gigantic faggot.

However, imagine this. Suppose you had a big red button and you could push it. It would instantly eliminate the entire human race as well as you. Would you push it? And if not, why not? What is wrong with you?

At least at this moment, I wouldn't, but I can't explain why. I'd also beg to have the button taken away from me, because if I had it at all times, I eventually would push it.

Seriously, though, think about this planet without humans on it. I think it would immediately improve. Imagine the candidates to replace humanity as the supreme sapient species. We have elephants, who are incredibly altruistic even across species lines, mourn their dead, and are in most respects the moral superiors of humans. We have dolphins, who are really cute, well, okay they're also incredible perverts and rapists, maybe they aren't the best support for this getting rid of humans argument.

And then there are raccoons, well, they're pretty cute but they're also kind of the gypsies of all animals.

Anyway, humans are shit. But if we got rid of humans, would the replacement be any less shit? I mean, I think elephants probably are the moral superior of humans, but would they actually win out in the thunderdome that would happen if all humans instantly disappeared?

Also anyway. I'd push the button but only if I got to witness the results. Fuck humanity. Worst species ever.
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But literally every domesticated animal would die within hours, though.
 
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Probably start a cult or religion around the button. Make mad money and have drug filled orgies from it. If the internet has taught me one thing, it's that it does not take any effort for people to believe made up bullshit. Were living in clown world, might as well profit from it.
 
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I'd do the ultimate test
Plop my cock on it. If it's big enough, you all die. If not, I'm a stupid autistic virgin.
 
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