Sometimes, I have weird, dark fantasies. This is because I am a gigantic faggot.
However, imagine this. Suppose you had a big red button and you could push it. It would instantly eliminate the entire human race as well as you. Would you push it? And if not, why not? What is wrong with you?
At least at this moment, I wouldn't, but I can't explain why. I'd also beg to have the button taken away from me, because if I had it at all times, I eventually would push it.
Seriously, though, think about this planet without humans on it. I think it would immediately improve. Imagine the candidates to replace humanity as the supreme sapient species. We have elephants, who are incredibly altruistic even across species lines, mourn their dead, and are in most respects the moral superiors of humans. We have dolphins, who are really cute, well, okay they're also incredible perverts and rapists, maybe they aren't the best support for this getting rid of humans argument.
And then there are raccoons, well, they're pretty cute but they're also kind of the gypsies of all animals.
Anyway, humans are shit. But if we got rid of humans, would the replacement be any less shit? I mean, I think elephants probably are the moral superior of humans, but would they actually win out in the thunderdome that would happen if all humans instantly disappeared?
Also anyway. I'd push the button but only if I got to witness the results. Fuck humanity. Worst species ever.
