If you had a plush, what would it say when you squeeze on it?
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Open Window Maniac
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It would have a melanin detector in it to accurately deliver a racial slur to the squeezer.
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"Epstein didn't kill himself" "All wars are bankers wars" "Sneed"
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TroonsDid911
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"You will never be a real woman"
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And once in a while it’ll add “daddy” to the end
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*N14 compression brake noises*
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ditto
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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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"Taxation is theft."
"Don't trust the government."
"Democracy is agreeing that people can vote on your freedoms and cuck you, don't be a cuck."
" Buy guns."
"Buy gold."
"Buy Bitcoin"
"Don't trust the media."
"I can fix her."
"Don't trust the government."
"Democracy is agreeing that people can vote on your freedoms and cuck you, don't be a cuck."
" Buy guns."
"Buy gold."
"Buy Bitcoin"
"Don't trust the media."
"I can fix her."
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"SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."
"The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."
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*whrrrrRRRRRrmbrtikbrBEEP!*
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm*
*chchchchchtik*
*chchchchch...tik* (suspicious)
*click... click... click... *
