If you had to change religions, which one would you choose?

Does Taoism count? I’d become a Taoist if I had to change religions.

If it doesn’t though then I’d probably go for Buddhism.
 
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Hmm. If I had to make a choice, likely some sort of old Hellenic/Celtic cult with its own flair. That or maybe try Eastern Orthodox churches, whichever is easier for me to find.
 
Ozymandius12 said:
Hmm. If I had to make a choice, likely some sort of old Hellenic/Celtic cult with its own flair. That or maybe try Eastern Orthodox churches, whichever is easier for me to find.
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Unless you want to hang out with new age freaks or neo-nazi larpers, you'll have a much easier time with the eastern orthodox.
 
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I have a soft spot for Eastern Orthodoxy. I have a positive view on a few smaller Protestant churches. I do find Hinduism and Buddhism intriguing as well.
 
I think I'd pick Catholicism. I'd be deeply uncomfortable with the statues, veneration of saints, and the *ahem*... other issues, but I don't see any better option. The Orthodox seem fixated on arcane debates over the exact nature of Christ or whatever, and heaven help you if you deviate in the slightest from the official position of the church. Meanwhile, the Protestants are busy splintering over even more minor questions and denouncing the pastor of the church they went to last Sunday as a false teacher.
 
Judaism of course it's the obvious choice
 
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In all seriousness, I don't really mind religions as long as you live your best and be chill about others. Nothing wrong with setting spiritual or moral standards for yourself while also not outright rejecting some of the best things the material world can offer. Why does it have to be one way or the other?
 
if i had choose a non christian religion itd be islam. a theistic religion.

if i was allowed to stay within christian id be roman catholic, if only because i dont have easy access to an oriental orthodox parish.
 
I am a Lutheran, but I'm pretty okay with any orthodox branch of Christianity that hasn't been taken over by the spirit of the world.
If I have to choose another non-Christian religion, I have a rather large amount of respect for Sikhs. The Golden Temple is very pretty. Plus, having a martyr like Baba Deep Singh keep fighting while decapitated is extremely metal.
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Also: sword fights
 
Esoteric hitlerism I don't usually like national socialism I just wanted to use to wear a Nazi SS uniform and clean that my university is being discriminatory if they attempt to tell me to take it off
But I'm probably never going to stop being Orthodox Christian already changed religions a few times
 
Satanism has some really solid beliefs about how to live and treat others. The problem is you have to deal with other satanists. They are some of the most intolerable assholes on the planet second only to vegans.

Honestly, I'd probably just go back to being Catholic. It's easy and familiar. Stand, sit, stand, mumble some words you pretend to know, kneel, stand, kneel, eat the cracker the priest cummed on, leave, and do the same thing next week.
 
i'm Baptist now. i'd go Roman Catholic, or Orthodox. Aquinas knew what was up.
if it has to be non Xtian it would be Judaism. I used to have the handle Talmudsperg here, and currently worship a rabbi, after all.


has no one picked Christine Chandler as a joke yet?
 
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