If you had to choose a nation to spy on you, which one would it be? - Only Two Choices—no other outs!

[CrippleThreat]

I mean, they both obviously do so. But under which spyglass would you rather be under is how I would ask the question?

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Israel. That way I would be spying on both at once.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

China won't share anything with my local alphabet boys.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

It'll still be a few more years before I get arrested for saying anything bad about God Emperor Harris.

 

[Ramborambo]

Not an option, but I'd go with Zimbabwe. Have you seen their helicopter inventor, Flight Lieutenant Sibanda? Id love to see what their intelligence officers look like.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

I mean since I'm probably being spied on by both, I'll keep China.

They're less of a direct threat.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I mean since I'm probably being spied on by both, I'll keep China.

They're less of a direct threat.

Optimistic

 

[Madre Muerte]

The Vatican, I want the Pope to take notice of me.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Vatican, I want the Pope to take notice of me.

Tell him your a 5 year old altar boy

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Israel, because, as someone who is an avid supporter of Zionism and the Jewish people, I have no problem with our greatest friend an ally monitoring my communications. I'm sure they wouldn't hurt me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

China if only because it's a disgrace for America to behave in such a way.