If you hate Chris, why?

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I hate him for being a generally shitty person, both figuratively and literally. :briefs:

Jokes aside, it's bullshit that people like Chris can get away with being totally useless leeches on society and suffer no consequences for their actions. Borb certainly have a big part in turning Chris into the delusional manchild he is, but Chris himself is obviously equally, if not more at fault, and doesn't even display any desire whatsoever to actually improve himself either. As entertaining as he is, part of me wishes he would finally manage to get it together and grow up, so he could actually live a decent, fulfilling life.

I don't hate Chris, I pity him.
 
I hate him for being a generally shitty person, both figuratively and literally. :briefs:

Jokes aside, it's bullshit that people like Chris can get away with being totally useless leeches on society and suffer no consequences for their actions.

What would be done, though? Seriously, you could actually have a program devoted to trying to turn people like Chris at least semi-functional, put them into sheltered workshop type jobs where they don't have to deal with the public, and get some kind of productivity out of them, eventually, which they'd be completely ungrateful for and bitch about anyway.

And this would probably cost more than the :tugboat: with no real benefit to society.

I really don't get the obsession with punishment for people who are simply going to be useless in nearly any society. Unless it's efficient, why bother?
 
What would be done, though? Seriously, you could actually have a program devoted to trying to turn people like Chris at least semi-functional, put them into sheltered workshop type jobs where they don't have to deal with the public, and get some kind of productivity out of them, eventually, which they'd be completely ungrateful for and bitch about anyway.

And this would probably cost more than the :tugboat: with no real benefit to society.

I really don't get the obsession with punishment for people who are simply going to be useless in nearly any society. Unless it's efficient, why bother?
That is a quandary in all this. It's an endless cycle.
 
Jokes aside, it's bullshit that people like Chris can get away with being totally useless leeches on society and suffer no consequences for their actions.

Having no prospects, professional or personal, living in a filthy hovel, in a dead-end tunnel in a low socioeconomic level, with health that's poor and likely to fail him relatively early in his life is hardly living "without consequences". But as you said, that's more sad than anything.

There are plenty of people who get nowhere in life, Chris isn't unique in that regard, nor even unique in the way he did it, the internet is full of people like him who sperged away their lives, (replace "Sonichu" with "Trains" and you have Len Shaner) we just know most of the gristly details when it comes to him and not the ten thousand others we can't name right now.
 
A lot of Kiwis said: "CWC gets money from the government! That makes me mad! Grr!"

If you took the total of his :tugboat:, and divided between all the users on this site, you'd have what? Like $0.27 per?

LOL.

Can any of you tell me an actor that both can and would deliver this level of laughable bugfuckery at that price a month? For the last thirty-plus years?

Money well spent.
 
Plus, a lot of people want him jailed, that's going to cost a LOT more per month than his tugboat money.
 
A lot of Kiwis said: "CWC gets money from the government! That makes me mad! Grr!"

If you took the total of his :tugboat:, and divided between all the users on this site, you'd have what? Like $0.27 per?

LOL.

Can any of you tell me an actor that both can and would deliver this level of laughable bugfuckery at that price a month? For the last thirty-plus years?

Money well spent.
Take the two statements "Chris is too stupid and too much of a fuckup to hold a job" and "Chris shouldn't be supported by the tugboat."

Both are common things to say, but I am not sure it is logically consistent to hold both of those beliefs at the same time. SSDI is designed to help out people who aren't really capable of supporting themselves through employment. If Chris can't work, doesn't that apply to him?
 
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I don't hate chris, he's cool in my book. But fucking Sonichu? Fuck that asshole I could sperg the fuck out about how much I hate that asshole.

I'm gonna Cuck you and fuck Rosechu you yellow armed asshole

Your creator had autism, sonichu.


Also your comic sucks.
 
What would be done, though? Seriously, you could actually have a program devoted to trying to turn people like Chris at least semi-functional, put them into sheltered workshop type jobs where they don't have to deal with the public, and get some kind of productivity out of them, eventually, which they'd be completely ungrateful for and bitch about anyway.

And this would probably cost more than the :tugboat: with no real benefit to society.

I really don't get the obsession with punishment for people who are simply going to be useless in nearly any society. Unless it's efficient, why bother?
Chris specifically wouldn't be helped by a program like that since he sees no need to improve himself. As long as he can get McDonalds, lego and vidya with tugboat money, why give a shit? I think Chris would've been better off if the tugboat was too small to afford luxuries with, as he would then have an incentive to actually get a job (And maybe even become a somewhat functioning member of society, who knows?) to earn money to spend on his hobbies.

I'm not sure how it works at Goodwill or whatever, but where I live most thrift stores tend to employ people who wouldn't be able to keep a job elsewhere for whatever reason, and if Chris actually had any motivation to work he could probably be given an easy job that didn't require interacting with customers at a place like that.

Finally, if he had actually suffered consequences for his actions and he didn't get away with everything because of his enabling parents or lolol autism then maybe, just maybe he would actually fucking learn from his mistakes and not be the trainwreck he is now.
 
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Finally, if he had actually suffered consequences for his actions and he didn't get away with everything because of his enabling parents or lolol autism then maybe, just maybe he would actually fucking learn from his mistakes and not be the trainwreck he is now.

If getting cucked by a guy in a pickle suit who grabs your date and runs off with her doesn't teach you anything, what would?

Guy's fucking retarded for Christ's sake.
 
Why hate Chris? He's just a tard, he doesn't hurt you, in most cases he doesn't even know who you are. If you sincerely hate Chris then I feel sorry for you, since you clearly need to sort out your priorities.
 
I think Chris would've been better off if the tugboat was too small to afford luxuries with
The tugboat is too small to afford luxuries. The only reason Chris gets to buy vidya and toys is because he's either free of or cuts corners when it comes to expenses like food, clothing, rent, taking care of the house, taking care of his car, health insurance, and many other small things normal and responsible people know they couldn't/shouldn't neglect.
 
I don't like Chris, but I can't hate him either. Chris doesn't do anything that warrants my hate. It would be closer to say that he offends me. I am offended and disgusted by his lifestyle.

I view Chris the same way I view a character in a TV show. For argument's sake, I will use Frank Gallagher from Shameless as a reference. You see the character go through so many trials and tribulations, but in the end, he's still the same. Nothing changes. He still feels entitled to the things he wants, and he never really receives the proper punishment for his misdeeds. You pity him, and want him to eventually succeed, but for every stride, he takes two steps back. You realize that he is beyond saving.

That's what Chris is to me. He's a character in a show that receives no growth. He's stuck. Because of this, I don't really hate him. But he does offend me.
 
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