If you knew that one week from now, your (hypothetical) significant other would accuse you of rape, based on nothing, what would you do?

[Chaos Theorist]

Rape her?

Imagine wanting to put your duck inside of a smely moist hairy hole. seems pretty gay.

 

[Crankenstein]

"sell" all of my things to someone I trust to minimize my hard assets, "donate" all of my liquid assets to the same friend, and get a good lawyer.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’d go to court

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Vodka, a rag, and a deep dark hole.
Or conversely; shoot, shovel, shut up.

Problem cancelled.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Use my wizard powers to prove that she's wrong and I'm a good virgin boy.

 

[Wraith]

How did she recognize me in the Michelle Oburma costume? ... Oh wait, it was the penor. ... Wait, that didn't cum out right. ... Wait...
EDIT: - When you're done, don't embellish things by using a debazzler on her butt cheeks. Ya get caught once and you never forget.
EDIT-EDIT: - And don't leave any rave glow sticks up there.
EDIT-EDIT-EDIT: - And not there either. It gets to be a thing if she sits wrong and they break inside... I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Milkis]

I'd raugh because he's got 50 pounds of muscle on me

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

pull an uno reverse card and accuse them of rape.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Tweet Hillary Clinton conspiracy theories from her account credentials until she commits suicide by airplane crash.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

What... again?

 

[Orion Balls]

Has there ever been a case successfully tried where a man was raped by a woman?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I have a significant other for a week! lets fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and fuck

 

[Enoby Way]

Edit: fuck this new "Related Threads" feature that makes me click on old threads because I think they're newer. Sorry for the necro.

 

[Doctor Tracksuit]

My name is Rusty Shackleford, Soldier of Fortune.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Accuse them of rape to muddy the waters.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Future -Me hasn’t been arrested, so either he’s full of shit, he got away with it or he can use his time machine to escape justice. I wouldn’t worry about it.

Hm. Ok let's make it someone else then.

Your best friend arrives from one week in the future and tells you that your GF will accuse you of rape and you can't kill her or rough her up, maybe it's best if you just move out quietly and quickly.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

File a police report saying they raped me and file for a restraining order, then their counter-accusation will look like petty bullshit.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Kill her and eat the body. That way I get a tasty snack and I won't be accused of rape.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'd make a bet with everyone I know, that my girlfriend is going to accuse me of rape in a span of a week. When this happens, I'll use the money to hire a good jewish lawyer to put the bitch in jail and strip her of every penny she has. This case becomes the precedent and #MeToo dies completely, because the mere mention of it strikes fear into money-hungry thots. I also now know, that the time travel is the possibility of near future.

 

[Coldgrip]

Get her really fucked up and take her back in time with me. Tell her that it'd be really hot if we raped her past self. Record it then use it as evidence that it wasn't really rape if she was in on it.