Alright WEENS, I've been putting this off forever because it's such a long list that I'm bound to forget someone, but here goes.
Compy: He's not only my husband, he's my life partner in killing Chris. Truly our love is beyond compare.
JULAY: There is nobody else better to talk about food, star trek, or job interviews with.
Chandler Cats: Unlike my real grandmother, I could go for a round of drinks with her.
Flossman: CHICAGO REPRESENT!
Catparty: He makes me laugh. A lot.
Holdek: He likes my posts. A lot. (also he's pretty cool)
Hunger Mythos: An all-around awesome dame. I'd love to go get a bunch of gin cocktails with her and talk about, I don't know, taxidermy or something all night.
Male: Generally a cool dude. Great taste in art and other interesting things.
FemboiBunny: He's fucking adorable and appreciates my fashion advice more than anyone else on this board.
Katsu Kitty: Does the thankless job of keeping the forum's ween in check.
Hal: He draws great pictures for us, and he's a pretty fun guy to talk to--Wait no he's NWO SCUM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
Mauvman: He was cooler when he was an owl, but I guess he's alright now too.
Revengeofphil: Also draws cool pictures and loves all of nature's little creatures that most of us can't bring ourselves to touch.
Mourning Dove: She's just so fucking adorable. And we both love birds.
Bungholio: He was really awesome when he starred in Eraserhead.
Tobacky_vapor: He understands the importance of BLOODY RED PANTIES
Pikonic: I make her laugh and she makes me laugh!
Picklepower: He appreciates the deliciousness of kimchi.
Bgheff: die bgheff
Cyan: She deals with Rob Bell so the rest of us don't have to.
altissimo: She deals with psychotic men so the rest of us don't have to.
exball: The only cooler 15 year old was me when I was 15.
Melchett: The only cooler 17 year old was me when I was 17.
Dr Cuddlebug: 10/10 would cuddle
The Hunter: He's okay, for DOG SCUM.
Sutur: I could get lost in that beard. Literally.
Marvin: He's a refreshingly rational source of Chris information, and I also like hearing him talk about other things.
Darky: wow such metal much gameboi
Himawari: She just seems like a bright and positive person.
Golly: She's a cool chick who should come into chat more.
A-Stump: I would get drinks with this dude. Lots of drinks. Whiskey drinks!
Descent: She can sew awesome things and puts up with a technologically-disabled boyfriend.
Coffee Overdose: He carries on surprisingly good conversation for a corgi.
Zim: He carries on surprisingly good conversation for an alien invader.
The Knife: She carries on surprisingly good conversation for a knife.
Gul Ducat: Meow!
Peppy McCloud: RIP Peppy. He taught us what love is, he taught us what sperg is.