If you posted a paragraph long argument in the Dick Masterson thread - ...

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

You might be a faggot

 

[crocodilian]

Caring about internet drama to begin with makes you a faggot.

 

[Eryngium]

I find male genatalia appetising. Although I do not actually like sucking dick, when i smell, touch or feel a penis, i begin to have wild cravings for food. In particular, salty, fatty foods begin to take on a sexual dimension, which include really, really fucked up porn fantasies of food. Not as in #foodporn, but like actually bits of food fucking each other. Like what the flying fuck is going on here. What is wrong with me? This strange condition of mine has led to my vast array of disabilities, including type 2 diabetes, chronic obesity, a fear of other human beings, and a IQ below 70, rendering me mentally retarded.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I find male genatalia appetising. Although I do not actually like sucking dick, when i smell, touch or feel a penis, i begin to have wild cravings for food. In particular, salty, fatty foods begin to take on a sexual dimension, which include really, really fucked up porn fantasies of food. Not as in #foodporn, but like actually bits of food fucking each other. Like what the flying fuck is going on here. What is wrong with me? This strange condition of mine has led to my vast array of disabilities, including type 2 diabetes, chronic obesity, a fear of other human beings, and a IQ below 70, rendering me mentally exceptional.

Like this?

 

[Spamy the Bot]

Depressing, but true.