If you saw Stephen King walking on the side of the road would you run him over with a minivan in an attempt to finish the job?

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remember that time he wrote himself into his "master work" as god all as some sort of self-directed therapy to make the guy who ran him over look like a dumbass and absolve himself (King) of any blame he might share in the incident by maybe i don't know don't walk in the middle of the road you fucking dumbass i'm sorry you got crippled up but that's no excuse to stop taking cocaine and becoming a worse writer.
 
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The fuck? I know what you talking about. The Dark Tower, that book is slow-minded. I would rather read Sartre's Nausea, along with sniffing my own farts for 12 hours. Uh oh, stinky.

Naturally, I would identify as an Nig- African-American, while doing so. Would prefer using a Dodge Charger, just want to be convincing.
 
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Yes, the only good thing he wrote was carrie, also that weird dome show was pretty okay. the shinning was all Kubrick
 
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Yes. Used to be a big fan but his smoothbrained political takes, his autistic hatred of Kubrick while being completely hypocritical in regards to his other adaptations and his questionable at best need to put kiddy fiddling scenes in his books have made me hate the guy
 
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Lone MacReady said:
Didn't Stephen write a graphic under-age orgy scene in IT?
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Yes he did write the scene that to show that the kids become "adults" and lose their "innocence" by having sex. I understand his reason for writing that scene as is even though he regrets it to this day.

Also the answer to the OP is: No, I would not run him over with a minivan as steven king's lot in life is to never be able to have a satisfactory ending to anything he's ever done.
 
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If I saw him while driving I would probably end up crashing into him without any malicious intent, as my thought processes upon seeing him would be "ooh it's the Pet Semetery guy, I better drive over and say hello."

I also fear that one day I'll end up getting a Darwin Award, but still be alive to feel the shame.
 
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The Dark Tower. He considers that his magnum opus, but it's mostly crap with a few good bits thrown in. It was alright until after the crazy train thing tried to kill them, then we get a flashback. He's been hinting at Roland's past, about the fall of Gilead for three books and then we finally get a flashback that has nothing to do with that, it's just some fucking irrelevant love story. And any story the actually uses deus ex machinas as a plot point is just lazy writing. Oh and Flagg is taken out by a literal fucking baby. Pathetic.
 
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