If you shart and it stays between your butt cheeks, does that still count as shitting your pants?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

My arguement, if the shit does not hit your pants then it cannot count. If I was pantless, the shit would still be in the same location. It maybe classified as "shitting IN your pants" but not "shitting your pants" proper.

For legal reasons I must inform you that I have money riding on this.

 

[Summer of George]

A crime is not committed if there is no evidence of it.

 

[Fat Gollum]

If I shit myself in a skirt I didn't shit my pants.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

You will end up with Dirty Crapped Cheeks tho

 

[Sean Shemmy]

It should actually count as shitting your underwear, unless the shit touches your pants. Or if you're not wearing underwear, you sick fuck.

 

[dick brain]

Why do you think I wear assless chaps?

 

[pollution jim]

I shit in a thong and it plays a beautiful harp melody

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

No it means you gambled & lost.

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

A shart is a shart just take Ethan Oliver Ralph as an example of someone trying to pass a shart as a fart.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

just say you shit yourself