If you still think that God is real - then answer me this one question

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Why can't I poop out of my dickhole?

Checkmate atheists

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Because you are a pussy, faggot.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Because you haven't turned your dick into an amhole yet.

 

[TFT-A9]

put your dick in your butt
poop into dick
then poop out dickhole

ezpz

 

[JethroTullamore]

Because you haven’t trooned out yet.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

It's because satan got to your cock first

 

[Biggusstickus]

Did you flip it up and down enough

 

[SandyCat]

I've heard of doctors accidentally reattaching things wrong during surgery causing people to shit out of their dick

Not sure how that's even remotely possible but apparently it is

 

[TFT-A9]

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you didn't stop to think if you should!

 

[Hornwrinkle Stiltskin]

A Fistula--which then creates a Cloaca--will resolve your concern.

 

[I hate children?]

God met you in the middle here. There are men who have bowel movements so large and hard that the movement milks the prostrate out through the penis. It isn't crap but at least it's not disgusting fecal matter .