If you were forced to name your baby after a consumerist product character what would it be?

[Rome's rightful successor]

For example naming your kid Sheev, Spyro, Waluigi or anything of the like.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Like if your wife forced you to do

If my wife tried to force me to do something like that, I'm forcing her... off the stairs. Shoot, if you're gonna operate at that IQ level, what you need stairs for?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Luke from Star Wars. People could think he was named after a biblical figure or something.

 

[King Fructose]

Fucking Chris Pirillo named his kid Jedi after his obsession with Star Wars, I don't know if any hypothetical answer can beat a real world example like that.

 

[StanleyYelnats]

Wednesday is my favorite.

 

[Ebony Way]

Twins named Sonic and Pikachu.

If they're Siamese twins you could just give them the one name. Something like Sonic and Pikachu combined. Maybe something like Pikic? Ponic? Sonac? I don't know, anyone got any good ideas?

 

[Stoneheart]

they will all be named Gary and forced to life in the basement...

 

[TheRetardKing]

Mr. Delicious.

 

[Alex Krycek]

John Cena

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

John Cena

Now with more cucking to China.

 

[Alex Krycek]

If it’s a girl Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Krycek.