If you were homeless, what state in the US would you rather be homeless in?

[jewelry investor]

New Hampshire, I believe there’s no legal requirement to get car insurance. Also a good place if you’re a “free state” nutcase.

 

[Shiversblood]

California California California!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Some West Coast town with a lot of liberals from San Francisco in it, but not San Francisco. Not Portland or Seattle either since there's too many other homeless to compete with.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

New Orleans is chock-full of faggots so unless your buddy is completely useless they can eke out an ok if sinful life just being a gay and doing service jobs. Lots of restaurants.

 

[Maxliam]

Hell, where they belong for their sinful sodomite ways. Tell this heretic and abomination to God to take several of their hellspawn brethren back to the pits of Hades where they belong. Deus Vult.

Actually, tell them to stay the hell out of Texas. We don't want any more. 1 is too many.

 

[Slap47]

Utah. Mormons are good people.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

If I was homeless in the US, my favorite state would be constant drunkenness.

 

[Maxliam]

If I was homeless in the US, my favorite state would be constant drunkenness.

Honestly I'd scrounge everything I could to get a gun and blow my brains out. Rather be dead than homeless.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

I'd say the South (as you'd get left alone in most cases, and you'd be surprised how some gold ol' Christian outreach can work wonders for homeless people that aren't mentally ill) but the public transport across most of the Southern states is nonexistent. Since you're getting steady income and can thus afford a gym membership and (ideally) a bicycle with a bag for your clothing, I'd recommend Tennessee (not Memphis) or Mississippi. Planet Fitness showers + locker works wonders for being homeless if you only go in to shower, workout, and change. Look elsewhere for sleeping arrangements. Both of those states have several homeless shelters and churches will let a homeless person that's not causing any trouble sleep in the sanctuary more often than you'd expect. Look for a job in the meantime, if the church community doesn't do you a solid and hook you up working for a member.

>t. College was rough starting off.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Hawaii. Because that's where people used to send the homeless and they were usually treated well there. Plus the sun and good weather.

 

[Red Hood]

Get a rifle and move into the Colorado mountains trapping and hunting. Obviously.

 

[Scorpiondo]

Florida. I would just get a job gator hunting.

 

[nice]

The free state

 

[Slowboat to China]

Seattle and Portland are out, IMO. Sure, they're liberal as hell, but they're also rainy as hell. If this person has a steady income but no housing, then they won't want to live someplace where trench foot could be a concern.

I'd say Texas or New Mexico. There's jobs going if you know where to look, it's not as crazy as Florida or alligator-infested as Louisiana, and if the homeless person in question is terrified of the evil Red Staters coming to put them in the LGBT concentration camps, there's plenty of liberal big-city enclaves.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

If I was an addict with no intention of getting better, California.

If I wanted to get my act together and actually afford my own shelter, then maybe Wyoming? Utah? Kansas?

 

[Monolith]

Florida. I could probably get away with some crazy shit before I was inevitably arrested.

 

[EH 110]

I would want to be somewhere warm because I can't handle freezing winters outside. I guess I'd pick Hawaii.

Florida, at least the weather is nice.

Sure, aside from hurricanes...

 

[ZehnBoat]

florida, so i can off myself in some odd way and have my story plastered all over the world as FLORIDA MAN

 

[TinyKiwi]

Florida
For the weather
Or
California because I could get benefits

 

[AF 802]

My state would be the one where I take a 12-gauge to the head, because of how fucking pathetic I'd be.